Titles: 

Long long ago, like 6 1/2 years, in a galaxy just around the 
corner.....

For 445 light-years the 7 clans of Marzipan have been on the brink of 
war. Now, with barbarian clan of Earth on the brink of it's 18 
millennia, the remaining 6 clans must unite to fulfill the prophecy 
and save the planet and the universe from destruction.

               

               INT. SPACE STATION

               

                                   011010101100010101
                         Each of us here represents the very 
                         best of our clan.

                                   CROK
                         Don't you think I know that?

                                   FZZZIBTT
                         I won the great contest of flan 
                         eating.

                                   011010101100010101
                         I can strip of all of my clothes in 
                         a parsec.

                                   TINYTINYLITTLEBITOWEEWEE
                         Me me! I'm the best not only in my 
                         clan but in the universe

                                   SUPERMODEL
                         Yes yes, but all is foreseen to me. 
                         But only one of us can brave the 
                         forces and fulfill the prophecy.

                                   CROK
                         Don't you think I know that? 

                                   011010101100010101
                         But who?

                                   SUPERMODEL
                         ..I don't know...

                                   CROK
                         You said all was foreseen by you.

                                   SUPERMODEL
                         What?

                                   TINYTINYLITTLEBITOWEEWEE
                         Me me! I'll do it!

                                   011010101100010101
                         Certainly I, 011010101100010101 am 
                         the only creature who can withstand 
                         the ionization mega force, which I 
                         have calculated is akin to 64 
                         orgasmic waves...

                                   FZZZIBTT
                         Don't be so sure...

                                   CROK
                         And besides, you're a robot.

                                   TINYTINYLITTLEBITOWEEWEE
                         Yeah tin head.

                                   011010101100010101
                         I am a cyborg intelligence which by 
                         the treaty of G'g pork 15, bears me 
                         equal in spirit, rights and 
                         procreation.

                                   FZZZIBTT
                         Shove your treaty

                                   CROK
                         Don't you think we know that? 

                                   SUPERMODEL
                         Please fighting is getting us no 
                         where. And giving me frown lines.

                                   PAM
                         I must now speak. Do not be alarmed 
                         I am using my telepathy to 
                         communicate to you. Crok, you of the 
                         fiercest warrior clan, it should be 
                         you who braves this task.

                                   CROK
                         I CANNOT! You ask too much!

                                   PAM
                         But you who slew the legions of 
                         Marrymary and defeated the hordes 
                         hopelessness.

                                   CROK
                         Don't you think I know that? But now 
                         I am nothing..A lost warrior I cannot 
                         lift the sword which killed my kin!!

                                   FZZZIBTT
                         Drama queen.

                                   CROK
                         What!

                                   FZZZIBTT
                         Nothing.

                                   SUPERMODEL
                         Who should take your place Mighty 
                         Crok?

                                   TINYTINYLITTLEBITOWEEWEE
                         Me me! I can take them all!

                                   011010101100010101
                         With all due respect only my superior 
                         knowledge of Earth and ability to 
                         use 1,00000000 tongues I mean 
                         languages will be of use here...

                                   CROK
                         You, Fzzibtt, you who serviced me so 
                         many times...

                                   SUPERMODEL
                         I think you mean served

               Fzz and Crok look at each other.

                                   CROK
                         Right.

                                   FZZZIBTT
He knew thatÉ