THE CHOKE

               Ext. Nightclub

Eugene in a really bad superhero outfit exits the back door of a club 
crying. From his backpack he pulls out his cell phone. RINGING.

                                   EUGENE
                         Mom? It's me.

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                         Honey you're upset. Are you ok?

                                   EUGENE
                         Can you come and get me?

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                         I'll be right there.

                                   EUGENE
                         Hurry ok? I feel so stupid....

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                         It can't have been that bad, Eugene. Huh?

                                   EUGENE
                         It  was it was terrible I.. I...

        A car door SLAMS across the street. 

                                   EUGENE
                                (continuing)
                         MOM! You were waiting? You knew I'd blow it.

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
No no I didn't. ok I did, but you just get right 
back in there. You can do it!

                                   EUGENE
                         No I can't...

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                         Did they laugh at your costume..

                                   EUGENE
                         WHAT!

        She covers...





                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                Not that they should.. How were you even supposed to 
                strip with tights on! Did you fall? Trip on the cape?

                                   EUGENE
                         I didn't even go on stage.

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                         WHAT! Why not!

                                   EUGENE
                         I, I, I, I don't have the balls, Ok?

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
 You do. You have the balls for it. You do. You have 
big beautiful balls! I should know I shaved them for 
you.

                                   EUGENE
                         MA!

 He runs to the car crying.

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
               Young man! Eugene you get back here! Shit!

Mom storms in the club.

               

 Int. Nightclub

We are inside an obviously gay club. There are many guys dancing 
around and the music is really loud. Mom crosses to a go-go platform.

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                                (continuing)
                    What do you think you're doing?!

She is addressing BILLY, who's getting a bill shoved up his ass. He 
speaks to his Mom doggy style.

                                   BILLY
 Working! What the hell are you doing here. Cramp style 
much?

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                 Your brother is outside crying his eyes out.

                                   BILLY
                 I don't have time to baby-sit. 

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
                         He's your brother!

                                   BILLY
                         Get the fuck out of here.

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
You did not just use the F word to your 
mother!

                                   BILLY
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Get the 
fuck out of here!

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
You are going to be in so much trouble young 
man...

                                   BILLY
Only if the club manager sees me talking to my 
Mother. Now leave, I got a money maker to shake.

 He stands ignoring her.

                                   MOM/FLUFFY
You just wait. Fine. And for Christssake, find the 
rhythm! 1&2&3&4 and 1&2&3&4. Work it! Work it! 
1&2&3&4 and.... I can't believe you came out of my 
womb!